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  • blacksquares:

    for my entire life i wondered why a dragonfly has an ass thats like 8 times as long as their body and tonight i finally felt compelled to investigate and as it turns out dragonflies breath thru their ass and can shoot water out of their butt hole to make them fly faster…….so…… i really did not expect that to be the answer but there it is

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  • stream:

    Da 5 Bloods (2020) dir. Spike Lee

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    The committee against vacuum cleaners

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  • cactsus:

    i act up on tumblr because my mama can’t whoop my ass here

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  • lux-astralis:

    the funniest thing is that they really weren’t the impostor

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    jaubaius:

    A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

    !!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

    Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. 

    i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! 

    Also, by the car stopping for them, that hedgehog has two other species actively working to help it stay alive for no gain of their own. 

    Reminds me of that professor who said the beginning of civilization was when someone took care of another. The broken thigh bone thing.

    “Helping someone else through difficulty is where civilization starts. We are at our best when we serve others.” - Margaret Mead

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